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Queeny B. Bernice.
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I'm a fat fat girl, in a skinny world, it's unfair~ so unfair~
Hey peeps, woke up at round 10 plus today, ate hotdog bun and cheese (yummy!), and went to sch round 1 and guess what? i went to school WITHOUT make up! hahaha! How cool is that, cuz i thought i can jog home and bring russ down to jog after sound card, but oh damn, it was raining. So OH DAMN, i appeared so rugged the whole day! The best thing was i met marcus for awhile and he and his friends said i look ugly today, without make up. So FML! I'm never gonna go out without make up anymore, at least not now. Everyday's gonna be make up day for me! meaning i need more make up products please! And when i was in school, i went to eat with maria (1 plain, 1 egg prata) HOLY! and in the evening, went to eat MACS! (MCWINGS MEAL UPSIZE!!!) Holy Cow! How how how!Watched some show just now in the morning, and they were talking about mineral make up products, and i am super tempted to buy! If it's reasonably cheap, i will. LOL! Esp the foundation, cuz i always never remove properly, so i should use mineral foundation then! at least it'll be good for my skin!
Anyway, my main post is to tell you guys i've learn to DIY my own wax!!! WHEEEEEEEE! How cool! So i just made it, now waiting for it to cool down, another hour to go...tick tock! LOL! Hopefully it works! Will blog about it later or tmr after i tried the wax out k?
Another point is that, I feel so FAT recently.... Really, i hardly feels full anymore :( HOW HOW HOW? And i'm sooooooooooooooooooooo lazy to excercise! Have been so long since i excercise! i'm super guilty now, keep eating, no excercise! I'm so gonna turn into a fat ass man. Hope i can just slim down like that! POOOF! Haihhhhhhh....
Everyday is a feasty day!
Hi pretty babes who are reading, i know, kinda lazy to blog recently, but NO! I won't desert this blog.... YET! HAHA! Must persevere! Anyway, today i went to M's house and went dinner with his mom and sis and him.. pretty cool.. went to some sheng shiong foodcourt, cheap food! Seriously, they sell like a whole samba fish with like rice and soup and kimchi and ikan bilis for 5 BUCKS! Gosh.. where else to get it.. LOL! anyway, that's not the main thing. The main thing is that after dinner, we went to serangoon garden for desserts! YUMMY!I shall list out what i have eaten to make you girls salivate! We ate durian mousse (yums!), aloe vera mango sago (super yums!), mango ice cream with milk and pearls (super uber yummy! my fav!) and mango strawberry ice cream with some black sugar ice kachang (not nice! ice kachang dont match with the ice cream!) and durian crepe (not that nice cuz durian too heavy, cover the crepe taste and mouth feel, if it was mango would have been great) So yea, does it tempts you like crazy now? I'm missing those food right now.. LOL! Anyway, tmr is my uncle's ROM, so am going to celebrate! While on tues, i'm going to M's family dinner to celebrate his cousin's bday, am going to some buffet restuarant! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! HOLY, MY WEIGHT!!!! How am i going to slim down at this rate i'm eating? all those good food and stuff, kk, i MUST start excercising and eating less next week, i swear! i will blog about what i do daily k? or at least weekly. LOL! K my lovely peeps, signing off here. BYEBYE! oh ya, did i mentioned i ate astons ytd? Someone kill me please.
First time being at home so early...
Hey a million times! LOL! Anyway, i'm home at 4 plus today, bathed, slacked, slept, watched TV and went for Lunch round 6 plus 7 with marcus at the kopitiam round my house, went home and watch TV again, and SHITTED. HAHAHAHA!!!Hmmmm... It'd been a LONG TIME since I reach home early and spend my day at home, and I kinda like it... I should probably do this more often, stop heading out! But oh well, tmr after school, i'm gonna meet Samantha to arab st to buy some DIAMONDS for blinging out phones! YAYNESS! Anyway, I want to get an MP3 very badly! Just cheapo ones will do! I just need entertainment on my way to school and on my way out... It's seriously damn boring without music! And of cuz, I want to bling my mp3!!! Yay! Sam's bro Mr. Stanley agreed to sell me his MP3 at 20 bucks! hahaha! yeap! so i wanna buy it and tmr i can bling it!!! YESSSS! Finally got something to listen!
Kay, I shall go search for songs to download for my mp3! TOODLES!
Jack Neo Affair with Wendy? EW...
Hey! Can you believe it! This is my third time Russell just came up to me and give me his puppy eyes looking oh so poor thing.. so give me a minute while i go sayang him! LOL!Okay, was watching "nu ren wo zui da" just now! I've learnt some moves to SLIM DOWN BELLY! wheeeeeeeee! And the ironic thing is that i just cooked myself maggi mee goreng and polish it off~ LOL! so nevermind, that's why there's a need for me to slim that huge belly of mine down right now. Anyway, the few moves i've learnt was awesome! First dance was the Indian dance, shake that belly and booty! It's mild tiring, the second was awesome! Aerobics! One and Two! Three and Four! That's freaking tiring!!! But the easiest to learn and most fun cuz the teacher was hilarious, very YOU GENG! LOL! anyway, the third one was kinda hard.. It's like teaching you how to shape the butt and stuff.. So yea.. Had a tiring work out just now. Phew! Gonna make myself do it at least once a week........... ( i said i'm gonan skip everyday and till now, the day never start) HAHA!
Hi sam! Was talking to sam on facebook and she told me about the Jack Neo's affair.. Read the news for the past few days, Lian He Wan Bao! Lol, can't blame me, that's the best entertainment there in my parent's bubbletea shop. Anyway, Sam told me there were two girls! OMG! Thought there was only one, about the Wendy girl.. That's seriously gross! But oh well, if you tell me Jack Neo is faithful to only his wife, it's pretty hard to believe right? But the ew part was, why with that Wendy Model??? Seriously, she look so.. er hem.. I can't even believe she's a model la please! I think she just want like publicity and wants to be famous.. Read the newspaper and she mentioned that what she really loves jack neo and doesn't want him to break up with her last time.. He tried to ask for breakup for 30times and she threaten to commit suicide! Omg la! What the hell... And i highly think that they all just wanna create publicity for their new show ! Like ppl would wanna see her interactions with jack neo or take a closer look at her thats why they wanna watch!
Kay, enough of them! Shall go facebook, msn and twitter now!
Bye Bye! (bye sam n alicia, my only readers i think) LOL!
End Results!
Okay, i am not too sure of the end results.. My face kinda felt the same and looks the same (as bad) but i felt a difference on my leg and hands.. I'm not sure if it's me thinking too much.. But i was shaving my leg just now and it's damn painful and i've got alot of scars on my leg cuz i've been scratching it.. Then, after applying the mix on my face, i have like so much more left, so i apply it on my legs.. And poof! it felt smoother now! But the scars are still there la, but it definetly felt better, not that pain! My hands felt smoother too, but i also felt the i don't know how to describe the feeling.. it's like siap siap! if you know what i mean! lOL! something like the feeling after you use hand soap, like too clean and it's a little rough.. you know you know? k.. anyway, i think it's worth a try! But before you guys went to try out like what i did, i shall tell you guys what are the things to avoid as now i just created such a mess!Lesson Learnt:
1) Make sure you put in the correct ratio! (too much honey just makes everything so sticky and gooey!) - yogurt 1 TABLEspoon, honey- 1 TEAspoon.
2) Make sure your dog isn't around you when you are applying as he will try to lick the sugary mixture.
3) Make sure you do it in the toilet or at least use a huge basin to put the wet towel to clean your face, do not use a small bowl (like i did, drips everywhere!)
4) Don't have to buy 1 LITRES of yogurt, just the small cup will do. I have the huge tub left and i don't wanna eat it cuz it taste bad.
5) Just take a moderate amount of ONE TABLE and TEA spoon. (dont be greedy and take one big scoop, now i have so much mix left.)
6) Tie your hair if you just bathe! My hair are like full of honey now. Sticky ew!
7) Try not to sit around and move around the house if you apply the honey on your LEGS and ELBOWS. (furniture are hard to clean)
8) Do not attempt to use your laptop while you are filled with HONEY. Poor laptop.
9) Take not of what time you start! (i have no idea how long i left it there)
10) Do not wear something that you wear to go out as it is filled with honey now. DAMN.
Okay, here are the 10 things i've learnt. Try it! It's fun! ps: my face still smells like honey
while waiting for my DIY mask to set in...
Hey peeps! I wanted to blog last night, but got too lazy.. so yea, at least i'm blogging now right? oh sam, you want those lashes? I can make more orders.. LOL.. anyway, the contact lenses i must wait even longer... damn.. cuz the close stock on the 10th of march and have to fly in and stuff, so it takes like a few weeks! And i'm still thinking if i should open both the contact lenses at the same time or just keep it till next month, if open very lang fei right? LOL..
Okay, woke up this morning (noon), watch some TV and brought Russell down to take a stroll and bought yogurt. Yogurt is freaking ex nowadays i swear! I bought this normal natural yogurt and it costs 7.50! Bought that just to make masks, lol. might as well buy mask cheaper right? LOL! I have no idea but once i open the seal, it looks like spoilt yogurt! I had a taste and it's a little sour.. but it don't smell as bad as spoilt yogurt, so i think it's not spoilt la huh... if not waste my 7.50 leh! i scooped 2 scoops for russell and he polish it off within a minute. Then the super blur me went to mix one tbspn of honey and one tbspn or yogurt and now the mixture looks so watery.. Then i forget how long i must set it, so i went online and found out that it was one tbspn of yogurt and one tspn of honey. WTF! LOL! but anyway, i'm just gonna try it.. heck la.. Since they write yogurt good for skin, honey good for skin. So i guess the more it is, the better it will be la huh! time check, 5 more minutes to go and i can apply it on my face! oh well, if it's damn effective, i'll definitely share my tips with you guys yea! LOL!
Okay, one thing is that i really find my font damn freaking small..So now i just try the large font size, hope it's better.. LOL! anyway, M just called, so freaking funny cuz i never reply his texts a few times.. LOL! and he ask "you sure you not doing anything or not! " scared i cheat ah? LOL!!!!!!!!!! hilarious. LOL! okay.. i shall go try my facial now! I'll blog about it later!
TADAAAAAA!
Okay, woke up this morning (noon), watch some TV and brought Russell down to take a stroll and bought yogurt. Yogurt is freaking ex nowadays i swear! I bought this normal natural yogurt and it costs 7.50! Bought that just to make masks, lol. might as well buy mask cheaper right? LOL! I have no idea but once i open the seal, it looks like spoilt yogurt! I had a taste and it's a little sour.. but it don't smell as bad as spoilt yogurt, so i think it's not spoilt la huh... if not waste my 7.50 leh! i scooped 2 scoops for russell and he polish it off within a minute. Then the super blur me went to mix one tbspn of honey and one tbspn or yogurt and now the mixture looks so watery.. Then i forget how long i must set it, so i went online and found out that it was one tbspn of yogurt and one tspn of honey. WTF! LOL! but anyway, i'm just gonna try it.. heck la.. Since they write yogurt good for skin, honey good for skin. So i guess the more it is, the better it will be la huh! time check, 5 more minutes to go and i can apply it on my face! oh well, if it's damn effective, i'll definitely share my tips with you guys yea! LOL!
Okay, one thing is that i really find my font damn freaking small..So now i just try the large font size, hope it's better.. LOL! anyway, M just called, so freaking funny cuz i never reply his texts a few times.. LOL! and he ask "you sure you not doing anything or not! " scared i cheat ah? LOL!!!!!!!!!! hilarious. LOL! okay.. i shall go try my facial now! I'll blog about it later!
TADAAAAAA!
Bernice is back!
Hey whoever might be reading this blog, which I highly suspect there's only one reader, my dearest ALICIA. LOL! Okay, since dear-oh-alicia demanded that i should really blog, then here i am, blogging yet again. I have no idea this time how long will my blogging fever last but i hope i can make myself blog at least once a week from now onwards...(hopefully it doesn't stop next week) HA!Well, i'm really bored right now, kinda bored everynight la.. Oh, i spent my whole day (sleep till 2pm) helping out at my parents new bubble tea and dessert store in Bukit Batok. Which leads to excessive intake of snacks and food. BLAH! Think i'm going back to 50kg soon.. damn. My bro's gf told me about this online blog and i asked her to help me buy like 2 boxes of fake lashes! (each box consist of 10 pairs!!!!) OMG! So happy! And it's super cheap! Samantha, listen up, there's like this lashes from vietnam which is selling at 6.50 per box! So i bought one box of the vietnam one, and one box from the taiwan one, which cost 15 bucks per box, still cheap! So i am gonna stop buying my lashes from faceshop! oops. LOL! Okay, and she told me about this contact lenses! OMG OMG! So excited! The ones that can enlarge the pupil and it's only at 15 bucks per pair and it can be worn for a year! OMG!!!! I know.. LOL! So, i bought a pair but am not gonna wear for a year la. maybe a few months.. and another pair which will make your eyes even bigger! gonna try it out since it's only selling at 20 bucks per pair for a year. So yea, bought these goodies! can't wait for my stuff to arrive! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Okay, M went to Kukop (or however you spell it) for the weekends... He called just now and said it was rather boring and he practically do nothing other than FEASTING. So, it's like such a huge temptation to me! So hungry right now! Yesterday, when cabbing home with Sam, Aaron and Marc, we were joking about him cheating and fooling around with kampung girls! So it better not be true! LOL! okay... enough of M.. Lets talk about what i am gonna do tmr! Well, i'm still deciding to either go my parent's stall to help out or head out to bai Hu Ye with my aunts and cousins. Oh well, shall see my mood tmr then..
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhkay peeps, i shall end my post here. See ya! Hopefully i will blog tmr! Toodles!
X.O.X.O
Bernice!